disneyismyescape:

knightofsuperior:

I just came up with this off the top of my head. Probably done before, but hey.

im logging out

disneyismyescape:

knightofsuperior:

I just came up with this off the top of my head. Probably done before, but hey.

im logging out

(via the-nautilus-shell-tattoo)

the10thweasley:

evoleur:

toobeautifulforanordinaryworld:

geeked-and-freaked:

umbrhella:

fearfull:

deadnoodles:

cinematic-slut:

complucation:

skeletonfoot:

i have had this in my queue for 6 months

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS

WHAT HE’S SO PERFECT I DIDN’T KNOW HE COULD SING TOO

oh my god this is so perfect

omg they’re both so perfect 

THEY ARE SO CUTE

AnnShsjdnxhdjdn

They need to get married & have babies! 

OHMYGOD

THE MOST IMPORTANT POST THE MOST IMPORTANT COUPLE

(via hvrrx)

The amount of times I have heard my mother have sex is enough to emotionally scar Chuck Norris. Like I am at the point where it sickens me to even look at her.

I hate when people say ‘hru’ to me. It makes me want to hurl myself of a cliff. Like what sort of illiterate hole did your mother conceive you in.

Sometimes I get really upset because there aren’t enough days in one lifetime to read every book

raideo:

hollyjollypanties:

kurlozownsall:

adioscaligula:

dragondicks:

prostheticknowledge:

FPS-MAN

Playable first person game of Pac-Man which is as enjoyable as the original (and surprisingly tense).

Try it out for yourself here

this is really cute and fun omg

THAT IS THE SCARIEST PACMAN GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED DO NOT SAY IT IS CUTE

cute my ass i almost pissed myself 

JUST PLAYED IT. AUGH

IM GOING TO PLAY IT AND I KNOW IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF

(via badass-legolas)

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

homicidalboy:

Never Let Me Go, 2010(via)

“It had never occurred to me that our lives, which had been so closely interwoven, could unravel with such speed. If I’d known, maybe I’d have kept tighter hold of them and not let unseen tides pull us apart.”

(via hvrrx)

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(via ssspynxxxx)

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

(via tapaii)

ouat-superwholock:

toni-tan:

-onyourknees:

germantattookid:

I will never not reblog this.

oh….. my god

fuCK;;


jeSUS I LOVE IT. I CRIED EVERY TIME

ouat-superwholock:

toni-tan:

-onyourknees:

germantattookid:

I will never not reblog this.

oh….. my god

fuCK;;

jeSUS I LOVE IT. I CRIED EVERY TIME

(via aishstiel)

cardboardcupcake:

thechurchofcelebrity:

I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.

You know what’s worse about this though? We see these pictures under captions like ‘SHOCKING pictures of celebrities without makeup’, and ‘Ten HORRIFYING photos of celebs’. And you know what that teaches us? That teaches us that a woman who isn’t immaculately made up is something to be feared and reviled.

Frankly, I’m not sure which is more more worrying: the idea that we should all strive to achieve unattainable aesthetic perfection, or the idea that we are unacceptable in our natural state.

(And as an endnote, you can be sure as hell that nobody’s kicking up this kind of fuss about male celebrities looking normal)

Theres emma watson just like ‘fuck you all I’m better looking than any of you with or without makeup’

(via tapaii)

juliagilmore:

even if you don’t watch american horror story you have to see this video at least once in your life

(via samsmusicalworld)

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